Jenna. 26. INFP. Video game enthusiast. Makeup and skincare junkie. Animal lover. Bookworm. Dreamer. I have a limitless variety of interests, and it is reflected on this blog. I post NSFW things occasionally. Feel free to send me a message!

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thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
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danieltoumine:

the dream is collapsing, 2014digital manipulation*the reference image I used is listed as source- @DanielToumine

I remember tripping out my face at my mates and walking up the garden to see the house melting like this haha
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thesabbit:

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

What eeveelution is this

Fairy type
lxixlxix:

MINIMALISM OF FASHION

answersfromvanaheim:

True story time:

My mom told me this story about my great-grandmother, and how she and her husband lived on a farm and worked very, very hard on it. Farm work is not easy and I have no idea why I see homesteaders acting like everyone should live off the land because it’s hard, but I digress.

The point is that her husband died, and you can see where this is going but I’m going to tell you anyways.She had four kids and was pregnant with a fifth. He died, and she couldn’t take over the farm.

Because she was a woman, and women couldn’t own property.

They gave the farm to her brother-in-law instead (who didn’t give two shits because he was in the States) so she had to move in with her brother. (My mom grew up in their house.)

Like this wasn’t hundreds of years ago. This wasn’t ancient history. This is my mom’s grandmother. This is literally how far things have progressed since then.

shinyapology:

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even
psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG